daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via youbetheanchor-and-illbethewings)

laughcentre:

fuck who ever tells you procrastinators go nowhere i just finished a script that i was suppose to start 4 months ago in 2 hours

(via awkward-cacti)

lambhoof:

A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it

(via awkward-cacti)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(via awkward-cacti)

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

(Source: andyglassismymom, via awkward-cacti)

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(via awkward-cacti)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

(via awkward-cacti)